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• 23:08 Fuckin hell! Michael Jackson has just died! No bullshit. Goto the news sites for yourselves! #
• 23:35 twitpic.com/8ewo7 woop free champagne! I love to tonight! #
• 17:23 @PJ1Taylor no it was a dyhatsu terrios 4x4 painted up like a fox haha #

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• 01:00 New blog post: Facebook, the fucker wont go away! bit.ly/x2IcP #

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So yeah. Facebook has somehow crawled back from the field where i took it out to and stomped it's little head to a bloody pulp. WTF?
I suppose I should of known that I didn't finish the job properly. And seeing it covered in bloody bandages and plasters I kinda feel sorry for it. So for now it's back. But the second it takes a crap in the lobby again it's gonna have to find a new home.
Anyway, another friend got a facebook account moved into his house. His even has a video on it! He told me he had more similar videos on youtube, so I went to go take a look.
FUCK! youtube must of taken a stroke or something as the image below came up on screen!

ok, ok, maybe without the giant overlayed writing on it but you get my point. I suppose that after being that old and crazy you need some time in the internet hospital. But sill, it's timing couldn't of been any less inappropriate.
I could rant on all night about some of the failings of the internet. But I think if I get into it anymore I'll just end up taken my frustration out on poor facebook again.
God knows that little fucker aint gonna survive a second crowbar surprise.

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• 18:34 New blog post: Evan meets a Leprechaun. bit.ly/gUQT8 #

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• 00:55 Loving the new search feature on my phone twitpic.com/7o0kx #

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• 17:08 Waiting till 6 for iPhone update. No point sitting on laptop hitting check for update every 5 seconds LOL #

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• 20:07 New blog post: [VIDEO]Vice travel guide to: Chernoble. bit.ly/Zd1k5 #
• 01:24 New blog post: Pets in the apartment issue. bit.ly/dFyrm #

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I discovered a cool website today and one of the articles the site owner posted was an email sent back and forth to his apartment management company.

With kind permission from David Thorne from 27b/6 the article is below.
If you liked this then please purchase his book at this link.



From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 21 May 2009 10.16am
To: Helen Bailey
Subject: Pets in the building

Dear Helen,

Thankyou for your letter concerning pets in my apartment. I understand that having dogs in the apartment is a violation of the agreement due to the comfort and wellbeing of my neighbours and I am currently soundproofing my apartment with egg cartons as I realise my dogs can cause quite a bit of noise. Especially during feeding time when I release live rabbits.

Regards, David.

From: Helen Bailey
Date: Thursday 21 May 2009 11.18am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Pets in the building

Hello David

I have received your email and wish to remind you that the strata agreement states that no animals are allowed in the building regardless of if your apartment is soundproof. How many dogs do you have at the premises?

Helen

From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 21 May 2009 1.52pm
To: Helen Bailey
Subject: Re: Re: Pets in the building

Dear Helen,

Currently I only have eight dogs but one is expecting puppies and I am very excited by this. I am hoping for a litter of at least ten as this is the number required to participate in dog sled racing. I have read every Jack London novel in preparation and have constructed my own sled from timber I borrowed from the construction site across the road during the night. I have devised a plan which I feel will ensure me taking first place in the next national dog sled championships. For the first year of the puppies life I intend to say the word mush then chase them violently around the apartment while yelling and hitting saucepan lids together. I have estimated that the soundproofing of my apartment should block out at least sixty percent of the noise and the dogs will learn to associate the word mush with great fear so when I yell it on race day, the panic and released adrenaline will spur them on to being winners. I am so confident of this being a foolproof plan that I intend to sell all my furniture the day before the race and bet the proceeds on coming first place.

Regards, David.

From: Helen Bailey
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 9.43am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building

David, I am unsure what to make of your email. Do you have pets in the apartment or not?

Helen

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 11.27am
To: Helen Bailey
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building

Dear Helen,

No. I have a goldfish but due to the air conditioner in my apartment being stuck on a constant two degrees celcius, the water in its bowl is iced over and he has not moved for a while so I do not think he is capable of disturbing the neighbours. The ducks in the bathroom are not mine. The noise which my neighbours possibly mistook for a dog in the apartment is just the looping tape I have of dogs barking which I play at high volume while I am at work to deter potential burglars from breaking in and stealing my tupperware. I need it to keep food fresh. Once I ate leftover chinese that had been kept in an unsealed container and I experienced complete awareness. The next night I tried eating it again but only experienced chest pains and diarrhoea.

Regards, David.

From: Helen Bailey
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 1.46pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building

Hello David

You cannot play sounds of dogs or any noise at a volume that disturbs others. I am sure you can appreciate that these rules are for the benefit of all residents of the building. Fish are fine. You cannot have ducks in the apartment though. If it was small birds that would be ok.

Helen

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 2.18pm
To: Helen Bailey
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building

Dear Helen,

They are very small ducks.

Regards, David.

From: Helen Bailey
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 4.06pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building

David, under section 4 of the strata residency agreement it states that you cannot have pets. You agreed to these rules when you signed the forms. These rules are set out to benefit everyone in the building including yourself. Do you have a telephone number I can call you on to discuss?

Helen

From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 22 May 2009 5.02pm
To: Helen Bailey
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building

Dear Helen,

The ducks will no doubt be flying south for the winter soon so it will not be an issue. It is probably for the best as they are not getting along very well with my seventeen cats anyway. .

Regards, David.

From: Helen Bailey
Date: Monday 25 May 2009 9.22am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pets in the building

David, I am just going to write on the forms that we have investigated and you do not have any pets.

Helen

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This is a video I found about some of the more unusual traveling that you can take part of. This is from a travel guide company called "Vice Travel" in this video they take a tour around the city of Chernoble.

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• 01:03 New blog post: [VIDEO]Kids cars gone mad. bit.ly/SctAa #
• 01:12 Blah. Remind me to phone my sites datacenter on Friday. Also @Superdow the inbetweeners is amazing. Should be a longer series tho. #
• 01:51 New blog post: [VIDEO]Beardyman mixes it up. bit.ly/FaG8Z #
• 17:12 @theGlimmerTwin Hmmm no. It's all well and good being faster but with bugger all new towers about it'll be ages before it's good anywhere. #

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Another video I'd thought I would post. It's of an amazing beat boxer known as "Beardy man". All future video's posted on the site will be iPhone/iPod compatible.

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Just found this video and thought I should share it. Should be iPhone compatible. But i'll test it and make sure.

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• 14:24 Me playing around on twitpic. twitpic.com/6trqu #

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• 02:10 Why on earth have emergency ponchos turned up on my kitchen table LOL ? twitpic.com/6n27j #

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• 18:01 I think all google servers have just sharted themselves. #

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• 03:57 Google Wave looks amazing. Can't wait to get my hands on it lol #
• 17:50 E3 conference live video at 6:30pm Can't wait! #

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• 01:19 I really really don't want to be here anymore. I have gotten to the stage where I no longer care about anything. I just want to leave it all #
• 16:22 Finally a day off. Stress gone. At least for today lol #

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• 18:56 :( Flash lost my frisby on a roof. Sad days LOL #
• 15:45 Work not so bad today as there's plenty of us working. Not long I'll 7 and then pint time. #

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• 13:45 Good bonus in my pay. Suns out and I'm about to grab a pint. Just what I need after last nights ming. #
• 15:13 Pintin out the back of work. What a nice day. twitpic.com/66ki1 #

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